Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa

So, the other day on Facebook Petri Hiltunen uttered the phrase, “Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa” (after the Finnish ice-hockey team’s world championship celebration song). The thought lingered in my mind for a while, and then this happened…

Sung (or shouted, is more like it) along the tune of Ihanaa leijonat ihanaa by A-tyyppi. (In Finnish, so I’m afraid the rest of you will just have to learn.)

Ihanaa jääkarhut ihanaa

Kaikki pitäisi olla kunnossa
Smoffit ovat terveinä
bid-komitea on terveenä
Ainoa, kenestä on vähän huolta tietysti
realismiosasto täällä ei aina olla terveinä,
mutta ei sen väliä

Nyt huudetaan:
Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa (×3)
Tämä on ihanaa
Vaikka joskus nukuttaa niin ei haittaa
Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa (×2)
Tämä on ihanaa

Mutta sitten mennään jo maailmalle
hellurei hellurei
PR on hurjaa
hellurei hellurei
Ja ei kun viestiä Twitteriin
hellurei hellurei
Mahtava meininki,
siinä on karkki
Miksi et tarjoo?
Hellurei hellurei
Kiroilu on söpöä
hellurei hellurei
Ja nyt lähtee
hellurei hellurei
Jääkarhutatska otsaan
Siinä on coni ja siellä on!

Nyt huudetaan:
Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa...

Ja lisää virtaa rakettiin, pojat
hellurei hellurei
Ja bid-party yltyy
hellurei hellurei
Ai, ai sentään kun oli tiukka booli
siinä jos jollain on proteesi suussa
se putoaa samantien
hellurei hellurei
Ja päälle t-paita
Ja kyllä lähtee sellainen fiilis,
että uni – ei tule!
Ja Holvi laulaa!

Nyt huudetaan:
Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa…

Se on siinä!
Siinä ei ehdi Hugoa sanoa
kun äänet on jo laskettu
Kilpailijat pelataan
Real ale -kioskille
Ja katsokaa tätä meteliä
Liput liehuvat
Siellä opetellaan jo suomea katsomossa
ja burleskijoukko on riisunut paidat päältään
kenties osa ottaa jo kohta housujakin pois,
mutta sillä ei ole mitään väliä!

Nyt huudetaan:
Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa…

Ihanaa jääkarhut, ihanaa…

Kiitoksia suomalaiset,
kiitoksia jääkarhut
Tämä oli uskomaton taistelu
Täällä meni jo usko
Minulle voi kaataa tervaa ja salmiakkia päälle
Ei tällaisia tyyppejä kannata täällä pitää,
jotka eivät usko siihen, että suomalainen
scifiharrastaja voi tällaista vielä tehdä.
Se on siinä!

Worldcon 75

Worldcon 75 it is. Guests of Honor: John-Henri Holmberg, Nalo Hopkinson, Johanna Sinisalo, Claire Wendling, and Walter Jon Williams. If you get your membership now (or as soon as the shop opens), it’s 95 €.

Update: The registration is now open; you can purchase a membership for the convention.

More World to Worldcon

The members of this year’s Worldcon have voted. The votes have been counted, and the result is clear: Helsinki will host the 75th World Science Fiction Convention, on August 9–13, 2017.

The result will be officially announced (along with the convention’s name, membership rates, and the Guests of Honor) at the Saturday morning business meeting (8 PM Finnish time), but the vote count is not contested and there is no doubt about the result. Helsinki got 52 % of the first place votes, and therefore won the election in the first round.

The Helsinki bid was an amazing international effort of people all over the world who supported Helsinki and the idea that a convention called ‘Worldcon’—no matter how it got the name or how American it’s traditionally been—should travel around the world so that more sf lovers could participate. I was positively surprised at how many voters shared this view, rather than the traditional “I want a Worldcon I can drive to” one. I’m pretty sure this will be one of the most international Worldcons ever (and it is only the fourth time Worldcon will be held in a country whose main language isn’t English). Congratulations to the bid and especially the future Worldcon chairs Saija Aro, Crystal Huff, and Jukka Halme—you’re up to your necks in it now (although quite happily so, I’m sure)!

Worldcon is a wonderful event that always brings hundreds of authors and thousands of other sf fen together, and I’m glad many new people get to experience it in a couple of years. And when the opportunity rises (as it will), participate—Worldcon is a group effort. It's not a trade show to sell stuff to consumers, it’s what we all together make it to be. Worldcon is a convention for sf fen, organized and paid for by its members, so don’t miss this opportunity to take part in something unique!

Jukkahoo for GUFF

My friend and co-conspirator in fandom Jukka Halme is running for GUFF. That means the Going Under Fan Fund, which exists to provide funds to enable well-known fans from Europe and Australasia to visit each other’s national (or other) conventions and to get to know each other’s fandoms better.

Who gets to be the GUFF delegate is decided by fandom voting for their favorite. Jukka is running unopposed (the other choice is hold-over funds which means no delegate would be sent next year), but you should still go and vote since the vote includes a donation, which in turn makes the whole fund possible.

Give Jukka some love.
Vote for GUFF!

Jukka is a perfect choice for representing the Finnish fandom in Australia. He’s done a great deal for finndom, including running conventions, writing, editing, interviewing, networking, and speaking about fandom around the world. He is also already pretty well known around Europe; he’s been the fan guest of honor of a couple of Eurocons (in Sweden, and this year in Russia). The Australian fandom has visited Finland on a few occasions (and Australian fen are great), but very few Finns (at least that I know of) have returned the favor. It’s time to correct that and send this jolly good fellow to visit the Aussies!

In other words: go forth and vote! And since Jukka and I are co-chairs for next year’s Åcon I kinda need him to be able to come back as well, so give generously!

Here’s Jukka on a recent podcast talking to Shaun Duke. And last year a few of us did a Finnish sf discussion on the Skiffy and Fanty Show. You can also find Jukka on Twitter and Facebook.